The End… Is…

Near… lol

It the end. Only 4 days until the world is gone. I won’t get to read the JR Ward book I’ve been looking forward to FOREVER OR Abigail Roux’s new Ty and Zane book. OMG. I’m crying now. Thank you Mayan’s. *sob*

My bucket list—or things I would do if the world was going to end in 4 days.

Find Tom Hardy and lick every inch of his body. Maybe twice… I mean, he’d be totally on board, right? I’d just have to say—hey, dude, the world is ending…Let’s get it on    see what works.

And since I have four days…well the Tom Hardy thing might take two… I’ll take Pman as far as I can until the world is no more. Probably a plane trip somewhere fun. We could end it all in Lego Land in Florida, just me and my boy. Well—I might have to bring his dad. I guess that would be fair. Hey—maybe Tom could come too!

Now on to who you are really here to see… Amy Lane and Mary Calmes!

And I Feel Fine

Amy:  Okay, so, the end of the world is on the 21st.  I’m somewhat disappointed. I mean I was never going to read, write, or knit ALL OF THE THINGS–I understood that.  But I haven’t seen the Kings win a championship and I haven’t gotten a bear hug from any of the guys at Corbin Fisher–but those are sort of minor things, really.  There’s STILL a whole host of stuff I haven’t done yet.  How about you, Mary?

Mary: I probably won’t have gotten to The Hobbit by then and I want to see that. Poop. Also, I want to see the rise of a tall, blond gorgeous actor who can actually act and who will play all the parts that normally Tom Cruise would be destroying. You know, Lestat, Jack Reacher, this guy would do those. Imagine if the description in the book could actually match the character in movie. Amazing.

Amy:  Okay– for the record?  I like Tom Cruise–what I want is for him to come out of the closet and be all strong and brave and noble in his suffering so the press can stop demonizing him.  Oh yeah– I also want the scientology guy to admit he did a whole lot of shrooms, cause that would reaffirm my faith in mankind.  Oh!  And I want to taste a truffle, like, the shaved multizillion dollar mushroom, cause that would be cool and I want to read The Iliad again, andThe Aenead cause I never got through that one, and I want to read the last Harry Dresden book and…

Mary: What else? I want a hug from Keanu Reeves and for us to hang out and have coffee. I want to go to Capri, have always wanted to go there since I was sitting in the campus clinic waiting to find out if I was pregnant at nineteen or not and saw an article about it. When I found out I wasn’t, I swiped the magazine on the way out. Figured it was a sign. So I need to go there.

Amy:  And I want to go to Capri with Mary– we have plans to be dirty old women on bicycles, groping all the hot young Italian men.  (heh heh heh heh… *perv*) and I want to go whale watching again and I want to own a chi-who-what– WAIT!  OMYGOD– I do own a chi-who-what! Just got him yesterday! So, well, check that off, and we also cleaned out the hall closet, and that was on the list too.  Hell, if I clean my room, I might be close to being ready for the apocalypse.

All I need is a trip to Capri with Mary, a trip to England with my husband, and poor Tom Cruise to stop lying to himself and have a public kiss with Keanu Reeves, and I’ll be good to go!

Mary: We can travel to Capri on a big luxury liner and then stay and go through Italy. That would be fantastic! And for the record, Keanu Reeves will NOT be
kissing Tom Cruise, Like ever. Ewwww. You–go like Tom Cruise as well as that Titanic movie over there! We can take all 12 or 15 seasons of Supernatural with us and watch them on the way. Just agree and show everyone your adorable dog. 

 

Amy: Oh.  Okay.  Well, I can live with the Tom Cruise/Keanu Reeves disappointment.  *sigh*  It was a beautiful fantasy, like Alskaar and Taylor Kitsch. Supernatural you say?  Season 4?  Cause that was my fave!  Break out the luggage, the muumuus and the leis, me & Mary are goin’ on the cruise of the apocalypse!  Weehoo!

Contest!

Today’s Contest

An ebook copy of any book from my back list, Amy’s back list and Mary’s back list. I will pick one winner for all three!

How to Enter: Comment on this blog post and tell us who you think should be kissing on the beach as the world ends. Should it be Tom & Keanu? How about Alskaar and Kitsch? 

Grand Prize Contest

Prize: $100 Gift Card

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