Crazy Things To Say

Do you ever have crazy moments where the crazy things you think just slip out of your mouth?

This happens to me at least once an hour. It was a bit dicey until my coworker figured out I was insane. Once she wrapped her mind around it stopped throwing me the evil eye and praying the rosary. My Farm Boy is adapting slowly, but I can still make his stop and throw me the side eye.

Here are some insane things I’ve said over the past week:

“The pony is trying to stop the transcontinental railroad.”

“And then he jumped the grand canyon! Pony!”

“Chocolate, slave. Chocolate!”

“You’re fuzzy. Very fuzzy.”

“Ouch! Do it again.”

“Do I look like I exercise?”

“Fail, Buckle, fail.”

“Bitch, I will quit this shit. Watch me.”

“On a scale of one to ten, how good am I in bed?”

“You don’t love me any more do you?” “What?! Because I won’t let you sleep diagonally across the whole bed?!”

What about you? What have you said?

4 Responses to “Crazy Things To Say”

  1. I think I used “Bitch, I will quit this shit. Watch me” last week lol. I say some crazy shit too completely by accident like yesterday my guy friends were making fun of one of their friends saying he was pussy whipped. My back door doesn’t work well and he needed to get out so I told our other friend “Let her out” man they thought that was hilarious I didn’t mean to say it lol Freudian slip I guess 🙂

  2. I can’t think of anything like this, I usually get tongue tied and can’t say anything. However, I did enjoy reading your post. I was seriously rolling! Especially about “Bitch, I will quit this shit. Watch me” I could have used that one when I was quitting smoking, lol.

  3. Well nothing as funny as those gems, although I did spaz and threaten to kill peeps in incentive ways for drinking my juice 🙂

  4. LOL! I usually reveal my insanity by shrieking like a banshee rather than saying anything coherent… Just ask my kids 😉

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