Hobbies that Everyone Should Have (according to doctors)

Are running and biking really hobbies, I mean really?

They just…such so much. I HATE running. I like riding bikes, bikes like this:

I ride a bike like this to work. It’s fun! You backpedal to stop, I have and EC squeeze horn on it and a basket.

But, when people say they cycle this is now what they mean. They mean this:

Help! I'm surrounded!

This does not look like fun. Every time my Farm Boy gets on his bike (which cost as much as a Kia), with his gloves and jersey and the bike computer and helmet and glasses… Okay, the fact that there are so many accessories weights heavily in favor of it being a hobby.

But seriously I have vibrators bigger and nicer than the seats on those things.

And running?

No. Just no. Unless I’m being chased by a puma I consider it torture, not a hobby. Er, not that running away from pumas is a hobby. That I know of.