Archive for October, 2010

Happy Halloween

Posted in Lila Dubois on October 31, 2010 by Lila Dubois

Happy Halloween!

I assume many of you are nursing hangovers or wrangling children who’ve turned demonic from early sugar highs. Though Halloween is today I think it’s a testament to the human spirit that we as a universal people agreed to move the drinking aspect of the holiday to the Saturday.

When did Halloween become the drinking/dressing like a stripper/acting a damn fool holiday?

I don’t know and I don’t care because I DIG IT!

Okay, hold onto your ruffled-panty covered butts because I’m about to say something controversial. Shock.

There are enough family holidays–all the religious holidays, thanksgiving, etc. 4th of July and Memorial day can go either way. Sure, you’re buzzed, but you’re drinking beer slowly throughout the course of the day. Let Halloween be the holiday for the drunk, scandalous and vaguely villainous. Enough of these cute dogs and kids dressed up as fruits and vegetables. More scantily clad adults with lowered inhibitions!

Don’t have the body for bootcamp babe–the pun it up my friend. Get a veil and wrap yourself in some fed-ex packaging: presto, you’re a mail order bride. Three jello shots in that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

But today is Sunday, and tomorrow is work so I hope they jello shots have been consumed, the puking pumpkins chuckled over and the stripper nun/police officer/strawberry shortcake costume doused in febresze and hung outside to fumigate. (Don’t wash those things, they’re not made for washing–trust me.)

And since it is Sunday, and it is Halloween, I guess it wouldn’t be too bad if a bunch of these showed up at your door:

TUNE IN TOMORROW AS I CONTINUE MY WEEK-LONG TAKEOVER OF THE BLOG!

Winners announced :)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2010 by jaynerylon

Thanks for hanging out with me all week.  All of the ad-lib answers were fantastic.  So for today I have one last book to talk about and then I’ll reveal the winners and their witty answers.

Since it’s Halloween weekend, I thought I’d mention Picture Perfect, available at Amazon here or on EC’s site for half the cost here.

BLURB:  Conn Hennessey suffered nine hundred years trapped in a godforsaken painting.  Halloween magic gives him one chance at freedom.  With just twenty four hours to break the spell, by convincing the woman he loves they belong together, a day never seemed so short.

Dana Kavanagh wishes she were gullible enough to believe her sexy stranger’s story. He looks and acts like the man of her dreams but magic, time travel and a pissed off witch seem farfetched.  Afraid of looking like a fool if it’s a hoax, can she live with the consequences if she’s wrong?

The clock is ticking…

“Imaginative, colorful and utterly sexy. The concept of your own personal stalker right in your own bedroom shall give voyeurs and voyeur wannabes a pleasurable thrill as they read Jayne Rylon’s fantastic tale of wanting, needing and longing. A sizzing fairytale come true.”  5 out of 5 flags, Euro-Reviews

“Jayne Rylon has given us her very own work of art in Picture Perfect.  This is one amazing love story that will pull at your heartstrings and make your soul sing at the same time! This is one blazing hot book; you will need to wear gloves while reading so you do not get your hands scorched! The love scenes will leave you breathless and yearning for more.”  5 Angels, Fallen Angel Reviews

The tantalizing suspense and deep feelings the characters ushered me into was like being lead into a dark theater, listening to time tick away like a time bomb that was ready to explode at any given moment, without knowing what was on the program. The not knowing what was going to happen next amazed me considerably. So I sank by degrees slowly into the movement of the story, just like sinking down into my comfortable couch. I was lost in the romance of, PICTURE PERFECT. Truly an appealing historical lore completed with sensual ecstasy. The vivid descriptions of the time period were awesome!”  4 1/2 Hearts, The Romance Studio

“What is there not to love about this story. Undying love and only one chance to try to make it real? Sigh! The love between the two characters is so real, so pure, that as a reader I felt it from start to finish. Rylon can surely write his romances! The scenes were tantalizing and picturesque!This is surely a story not to miss! This is a must read and the author is on my favorites list!” 4 stars, The Pen and Muse

Night Owl Reviews Top Pick! “Jayne Rylon is a talented author and is able to weave a great read. There was definitely a lot of love between these two and it’s easy to love them. Great job Ms. Rylon.” 4.5 star Top Pick by Night Owl Romance

I hope you decide to try a calorie-free Halloween treat :)

But now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…  the winners of this week’s contest!

Funniest Hooker Award goes to Molli for “The Golden Phallus”
Best Cop-Themed Dance Move goes to Michelle H. for “The Hunka, Hunka Burning Fuzz”
Best Jingle for an Electrophiliac’s Toy goes to Daphne Vaughn
Best Name for a “Powertool” goes to Rory G for “Mike Holmes”
Best Theme Song for a Racecar Driver goes to Zina for “Go Cougar Chaser”

Congratulations to our winners and thanks again to everyone who played.  Winners please contact me at contact@jaynerylon.com for a list of prizes to pick from.

Jayne
www.jaynerylon.com

Shifting Gears Out Today (Contest too!)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 29, 2010 by jaynerylon

Shifting Gears by Jayne RylonHOOORAY!!!  It’s the best day to be an author, the day your book is released into the world.  Today, Shifting Gears is out from Ellora’s Cave.  This book is related to Driven, my other release from the Cougar Challenge series.  I loved Mark so much after giving him a cameo in Driven that I knew he had to have his own story. The emails that flooded in from people asking what happens to him thrilled me.

So…  Some of you know that I base a lot of my books on places I travel to and this one is no exception.  It’s set in China, both Hong Kong and Guangzhou (mainland China).  I’ve sprinkled a few of my pics through the excerpt.  If you click them you can see larger versions.  All of them are things you’ll read about in the book, a mention here or there.  Here’s a sneak peak.

BLURB:  A standalone book in the Cougar Challenge series, this book picks up the story of Mark Rossi (introduced in Driven).  Books in the Cougar Challenge series do not have to be read in order to be enjoyed.

Mark envies his friend Sebastian and the Cougar who tamed him. For years he’s had his eye on a sexy, older, married woman. Despite his and Bastian’s sexual adventures, he refuses to poach outside his steamy fantasies.

Sloan travels with the race car drivers as the league’s publicist. Living abroad can be lonely, especially when touring somewhere like China—where beautiful landscapes surround them but language and cultural barriers are high. Until she meets Lynn, who shares her love of erotic romances. In Lynn, she gains more than a friend because sexy-as-sin navigator Mark is never far from the Cougar and her fiancé, making Sloan wonder if it’s time rejoin the dating scene after a nasty divorce.

When Lynn notices the chemistry between Mark and Sloan, she issues the Cougar Challenge. Sloan never imagined she might grant her younger lover the strength to explore the sexual tension that has been building between him and his friend since their Cougars entered their lives.

Four friends, two couples, one night none of them will forget.

Reader Advisory: Novel contains a f/m/m/f ménage.

EXCERPT:

By reading any further, you are stating that you are at least 18 years of age. If you are under the age of 18, it is necessary to exit this site.

An Excerpt From: SHIFTING GEARS

Copyright © JAYNE RYLON, 2010

All Rights Reserved, Ellora’s Cave Publishing, Inc.

Chapter One

“Oh my God!”

The woman on the corrugated aluminum bleacher several rows in front of Sloan turned with wide eyes when Sloan shouted. She caught Sloan’s stare on the sexy cover of her erotic romance novel and flipped it closed—cover side down—discretely.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you.” Sloan smiled. “I know how it is when you’re lost in a good book. And that book is fan-fucking-tastic! I love Mari Carr. Her stories are smoking hot. Especially the ménages. Yum.”

The woman grinned and nodded. “I’ve read almost all of hers. My reading group back in the US mailed me this one. It arrived last night and I’m halfway done already. I tried to ration it out—a chapter a day—but it’s impossible.”

“Thank God for ebook readers, huh? I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have access to all the new releases from this side of the globe.” Sloan stepped into the stands then picked her way down the incline, closer to the woman, careful not to slip in her three-inch heels.

At least she’d worn jeans to the race site today instead of her usual skirted suit. “I hear that. It can get lonely being a foreigner in a country where you don’t speak the language. Especially one as difficult to pick up as Mandarin or Cantonese. Reading keeps me from getting too homesick, though it leads to other… complications.”

When the woman laughed, her entire face brightened. Around Sloan’s age, close to forty, she seemed carefree and infectiously happy. “I know what you mean. Or, at least I used to. Now I have a young stud to keep me occupied when I get revved up. I’m engaged to Sebastian Fiori. The driver for—”

“Oh! Don’t worry, I know who he is. Sexy as sin and a four-time world champion rally car racer to boot. So you must be Lynn Madison, you bitch.”

The humongous diamond flashing on the woman’s finger had confirmed Sloan’s suspicions.

Talk of Bastian and the alluring cougar who’d tamed him had run rampant this season. Scores of young sex goddesses mourned their loss. Many had tried for years to snag him or his luscious navigator Mark Rossi, but none had succeeded in tempting either guy into more than a one-night stand.

Until Sebastian fell head over heels in love on first sight last season. Everyone agreed he’d never performed better. Lynn must be good for the man.

What was good for the driver was good for the sport.

And that was good for Sloan.

“It’s true.” Lynn sighed and her eyes took on a faraway look. “I’m the luckiest woman alive.”

“I’m Sloan Desai, by the way.” She held out her hand, but Lynn hugged her instead of shaking it.

“Sorry, but after two minutes I feel like I’ve known you forever. Have a seat.” Lynn gestured with the spine of her novel toward the racetrack, which snaked past the base of the stadium they sat in. “You know, Bastian’s mentioned you before. I think we might’ve even talked on the phone once when you scheduled some of his interviews. You’re the publicist for the league, right?”

“Yep. That’s me.” Sloan winked. “In charge of keeping the boys out of trouble with the media, managing their images and bringing fans in by the truckload.”

“Seems like you’re doing a great job. I heard the first couple days of the exhibition are sold out.”

“They are. Thanks.”

“So how do you like China so far?”

The event would take place in Guangdong province, about a half-hour outside Guangzhou, in a few weeks—a great chance for the teams to tune up or experiment in the off-season. The crews had arrived early to acclimate, which meant Sloan had to be on-site to defuse any…situations…that could cause trouble with the local hosts.

Full of testosterone and daring, the guys in the league sometimes crossed the line.

“I haven’t been able to do much sightseeing. I have to stick fairly close-by.” Sloan shrugged.

“Yeah, I know what you mean.” Lynn grimaced. “The teams do tend to get rowdy on occasion. Maybe you can take a day trip or two with me. I write travel guides for a living, so I like to check out as much as I can in the areas we visit. Sebastian gets nervous when I’m out on my own though. Especially in locations a little more exotic.”

“You don’t seem like the kind of woman to sit around and wait for a man simply to ease his mind. A woman after my own heart, by the way.”

“You’re right, I’m no shrinking violet.” Lynn grinned. “But I worry that if he’s worried, he’ll be distracted. The sport is dangerous enough as it is. Plus, I miss him if I stray too far.”

“I hope `him’ is me.” A deep growl sounded from behind their spot on the bench. Sitting side by side, neither woman had heard the soft soles of Sebastian’s racing sneakers on the concrete as he approached. “Or I’ll have to kick some ass and those days are supposed to be behind me.”

“Old man.”

Sloan swallowed hard at the jibe from the other guy who strode toward them—Mark Rossi. It was either that or moan aloud at his spectacular build. Thick muscles filled out his racing jumpsuit to perfection. She wished she’d seen him going instead of coming so she could check out his killer ass, but the bulge at his crotch and the humor in his warm eyes made for scrumptious consolation prizes.

She’d spied him from across the room at events she’d arranged, but usually she had a job to do while in attendance. Of course she’d found herself staring at promo shots of him on more occasions than she cared to admit, but never before had she been able to take her time and study his legendary features in person—bold cheekbones, olive skin and glossy, sandy hair.

And, shit, now she was staring.

Maybe her imagination played tricks on her, but it seemed as if he might be gawking in return.

CONTEST:  Both Driven and Shifting Gears feature rally race car drivers.  If there were a theme song for them, what would it be?

Remember, all five Ad-Lib contests are open until I wake up and figure out the winners sometime around 10AM on Saturday morning ;)   Feel free to add your entries to all of them up until then.  Happy Reading!

Shifting Gears, on sale here.

Jayne
www.jaynerylon.com

Naughty Ad-Lib Contest Day 4

Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2010 by jaynerylon

I hope you’re all having fun creating the ad-libs, I know I’m loving reading them all.  You’re really good at this! :)

In case you forgot, tomorrow is release day for Shifting Gears!  Woot!  It’s a related story to Driven, both from the Cougar Challenge series at Ellora’s Cave.  I’m so excited for those of you who asked for Mark’s story to get your wish.  In the meantime, let’s talk about the last of my five monthly releases, Morgan’s Surprise, which will be out in January.

Never fear, after that I’ll have releases at least every other month for a while but there are only so many days in the week.  I will say, though, that the March 2011 release is a special one.  Northern Exposure is the first in the Compass Brothers series and is co-authored with Mari Carr.

But, for now, Morgan’s Surprise.  *sigh*  I am in love with Angie Water’s covers!  I usually include inspiration/reference pictures in my cover art forms.  I’ve attached the two I used for Kate’s Crew.  From this and my meager descriptions, Angie created the awesome images people associate with my books.  Did I sigh yet?  *sigh*

This book centers around Joe and she was even able to find another great picture of the same guy from the Kate’s Crew cover.  How awesome is that?  The book is the second in the Powertools series.  The rest of the crew will find their happily ever afters in Kayla’s Gift and Devon’s Pair out later in 2011.

BLURB:  For a tasty birthday treat, add four men and stir.

Note to self: When confessing a crush on an ultra-hot construction worker to your best friend, make sure he’s not standing right behind you.

If Morgan thought spilling the beans on her lust for Joe would scare him off, she couldn’t have been more wrong. Following her birthday wish gone awry, the hunk is treating her to one surprise after another. From little things that make her smile to lavish, romantic dates, Joe is turning out to be the stuff of dreams

Joe’s attentions to the sexy pastry shop owner begin as lighthearted fun. Until he finds out about the past that, until now, has made her keep him at arm’s length. Determined to show her seeking pleasure is no crime, he sets out to fulfill her steamiest fantasies—with a little help from three of his best friends.

After a four-course birthday adventure, which presents Morgan as the sweetest imaginable dessert, she expects Joe to walk away. But now that Joe’s brought Morgan out of her shell, he’s hungry for something he never expected to crave—a forever kind of love.

CONTEST:  If one of the crew members named his “Powertool”, what might he call it?

Naughty Ad-Lib Contest Day 3

Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2010 by jaynerylon

Happy hump day, International Heat!  Welcome to naughty mad-libs part three.  You’re experts by now, I know :)   But, if you’re just joining us fresh, feel free to check out the past two days (and submit your response for more chances to win, all contests open until Saturday morning EST).

Today, the theme is inspired by my December 22nd Ellora’s Cave release, Star of Christmas.  The book is the second installment in the serial adventure of Star, a sex worker in Amsterdam.

I have to be really honest right now.  Star’s book came out last month.  So far, it’s gotten a few great reviews but I haven’t heard much back from readers.  I’m not sure if her book is too different.  It’s told in first person present and doesn’t have a traditional happily ever after ending (not yet anyway, this is a short quickie and there are lots more to come in the series!)  Still, I admit I think it’s one of the best stories I’ve written to date.  If you haven’t read it yet (check out Monday’s post for more info) it’s only $1.49 on EC’s site or a little over $2 elsewhere.  A bargain!  :)

Both books were inspired by my trip to Amsterdam with my husband last year.  When I booked our hotel, I didn’t realize it was one street over from the red light district.  Oops.  It was also a gay leather BDSM hotel, but we’ll talk about that some other time.  It was research.  Anyhoo, being from NY the best comparison I can give is this:  You know how there’s Broadway and off-Broadway?  Same applies for hookers.  Who knew?

I saw some interesting things there and the beauty of the city outside of the more sordid elements really drew me in.  I’ve sprinkled a couple of my travel pics throughout today’s ramblings.  I would love to go back again someday.  I’ve been to Venice and the canal feel was just as charming.  The bicycles were CRAZY and the Anne Frank House was the best museum I’ve ever been to in my life. 

The co-existence of those elements with the extreme night life formed the foundation for the blend of realism and fantasy surrounding Star’s adventures in the red light district.  I sincerely hope you’ll give her a chance.  Here’s some info about Star of Christmas and today’s ad-lib contest.  Good luck!

BLURB:  (Sequel to Through My Window, available now from Ellora’s Cave) Star has seen it all as a sex worker in Amsterdam. She harnesses her intense sexuality to bring her clients satisfaction—or whatever else they desire. When one of her favorites, Rick, makes an unusual proposition, she accepts the rare opportunity.

She finds herself onstage, the lead in a naughty Christmas pageant indulging in electrophilia where anyone can witness her client-turned-costar give her a present she’ll never forget. The sparks between them grow into something more, forcing them to decide if they’re strong enough to seek more than simple pleasure together.

CONTEST:  If you invented a sex toy used for sexual electric play, a funny slogan/jingle would be ______?

PS… Only two more days until Shifting Gears releases!!!

Jayne
www.jaynerylon.com

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